Sexford Wives

I was amazed and intrigued to see this 'robot' on the news this morning. Isn't she absolutely incredible? Now anyone reading this blog in the future may be baffled at my absolute awe at this robot/android/creature because they are likely to have one cleaning their house, minding their kids, or dare I say it....keeping their bed warm.

But this is science fiction becoming reality. Robotics have certainly come a long way in a relatively short time. This is seriously brilliant and totally scary.

My vision for the future:

At first these robots will only be available to the very rich. The Queen will buy a few and they will slowly take over from her human footmen, butlers, maids and the such like in the running of her palaces and castles. They will pay for themselves in a few years, a bit like solar panelling. Who knows she may even buy a few android corgis' who have the added advantage of coming out of the box they arrive in already palace trained. No, of course silly me, it won't be her as she is likely to die before the robots become that sophisticated but if is something that Charlie or Wills will look into mark my words.

As they become mass produced they will replace armies and navies so there will be no more mourning of dead soldiers and the injured robots can be repaired and sold off on Ebay. Reconditioned fighting machine robots might be a bit of a risk but they could also double as a minder if you live in a rough area. The winner of wars will be whichever country has the latest model. Oh, that'll be China.

The welfare bill will sky rocket of course as the robots slowly take over all the jobs, starting with manual jobs and then moving into things like teaching, policing and television presenting. Basically any job were thinking is not required. But that won't be a problem as they won't have to be paid. Nor will they pay taxes. I can see that being a problem somewhere down the line but economics has never been my strong point.

Homes across the land will have one. And husbands will be fucking their brains (or micro chips?) out. This is were they will come into their own and I have a fantastic marketing idea. I am going to market the first 'Marriage Protector Android'. Just think, men will no longer have to have affairs, lie to their wives, spend money on their mistresses or start second families. They can have their natural philandering needs met by a household electrical item. No wife will feel threatened by a mistress they can switch off and stick in the cupboard under the stairs. They could be marketed as a sex aid and sold at Anne Summers parties. Women will buy them in droves as it will free them from the need to feign headaches. They will just say to their husbands 'I've put DR231 on charge for you darling, I'm off out with the girls from work'.

If you would like to place your order now I can get you one for Christmas. Christmas 2025. Deposits non refundable.